Cards Made Simple Character

Marcus

The Convinced

Deeply, specifically, elaborately wrong about money. Not stupid — mis-confident.

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The file

“I looked it up. Credit cards charge interest. That's literally their whole thing. I'm not paying interest on my own money.”
WardrobeCasual but intentional — fitted t-shirt or casual button-down. Never a blazer. The anti-Claire wardrobe.
Voice- "I looked it up. Credit cards charge interest. That's literally their whole thing. I'm not paying interest on my own money."

Every episode, same rule: the flaw never resolves. That's the show.